RAP MASTER MAURICE PRESENTS: $12 VIGILANTE RAP PHONE CALLS

RAP MASTER MAURICE PRESENTS:
$12 VIGILANTE RAP PHONE CALLS

BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE?
TERRIBLE MEAL AT A RESTAURANT?
TIRED OF A WORN OUT RELATIONSHIP?
WAYWARD RELATIVE OWES YOU MONEY?
UNABLE TO BE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE?
MAURICE IS ON THE JOB!

Rap Master Maurice is willing to VIGILANTE MIND BATTLE RAP CALL
anybody who has done you wrong. Simply PayPal $12 and give a brief
explanation of
the trouble and you're EVEN STEPHEN. Do it now because soon it will

cost $17 and you will say to yourself, "I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT
WHEN IT WAS $12".

Your $12 payment includes justice, peace of mind and a medium
quality MP3 file emailed to you in a timely manner!

RAP MASTER MAURICE will rap about ANYTHING, even gross stuff!
There are no bounds to justice. SERIOUSLY:

CHILD CUSTODY BATTLE?
PAROLE OFFICER GOT YOU DOWN?
FATHER LEFT YOU AT AN EARLY AGE?
MAD AT THE TALIBAN?

Supply the telephone number and the info, THE RAP IS MADE.

NOTICE: The price of non-revenge "friendly" raps has changed
to $19. Maurice is a revenge rapper but will don the hat of
friendly rapper for an extra $7.

NOTICE:
RAP MASTER MAURICE DOES NOT WEAR A DRESS.
It is a "One-Piece Revenge Kilt".